NEW NEW GIRL
Directed/Written by Diogo Hausen
Produced by Jewel Karinen, Bradford Wilson, Diogo Hausen
Cinematography by David Sachs
Jess - Geena Lovato
Nick - John Woodley
Schmitt - Diogo Hausen
Cece - Tara Laya Adams
Winston - Bradford Wilson
Coach - Colbert Alembert
Aly Nelson - Danielle Giordano
Daisy - Elizabeth Yun
Jake Peralta - Christopher Hazel
Cici - Alessandra Scotto
with Lumpy Cat as Ferguson
Behold. Whalesplosions proof of concept for a NEW New Girl (one that we do not have any rights to) that would fit nicely on The CW (a network we are not at all affiliated with).
Why did we make this? Riddle me this, dear viewer...
Do you ever sit at home, screaming at your TV because you don't know if you want to binge NEW GIRL or RIVERDALE? Do you smash remotes and scream eyes wide open into the sun because you cant decide if you want beautiful people melodramatically solving murder mysteries or if you want jokes about bird shirts?
Well, maybe we could live in a world where you don't have to decide. Just in time to celebrate the 8 year anniversary of NEW GIRLS premiere, Whalesplosion brings to you a dark, dramatic reboot of the modern classic... one you didn't even know you needed.
- Azure Lorica's Fan Film Awards - Official Selection 2020
WINNER - Best Actor - Bradford A. Wilson
FINALIST for - Best Picture - Best Director (Diogo Hausen) -Best Cinematography (David N. Sachs) - Best Actor (Bradford A. Wilson, John Woodley, Diogo Hausen Christopher Hazel) -Best Actress (Geena Lovato)
- Oniros Film Awards - Official Selection December 2019
WINNER - Best Parody Film
FINALIST - Best Under 5 Min
- Flicks Film Festival - Official Selection September 2019
WINNER - Best Parody Film
WINNER - Best Fan Made Film
WINNER - Best Under 5 Min