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Directed/Written by Diogo Hausen

Produced by Jewel Karinen, Bradford Wilson, Diogo Hausen

Cinematography by David Sachs


Jess - Geena Lovato

Nick - John Woodley

Schmitt - Diogo Hausen

Cece - Tara Laya Adams

Winston - Bradford Wilson

Coach - Colbert Alembert

Aly Nelson - Danielle Giordano

Daisy - Elizabeth Yun

Jake Peralta - Christopher Hazel

Cici - Alessandra Scotto

with Lumpy Cat as Ferguson


Behold. Whalesplosions proof of concept for a NEW New Girl (one that we do not have any rights to) that would fit nicely on The CW (a network we are not at all affiliated with).


Why did we make this? Riddle me this, dear viewer...


Do you ever sit at home, screaming at your TV because you don't know if you want to binge NEW GIRL or RIVERDALE? Do you smash remotes and scream eyes wide open into the sun because you cant decide if you want beautiful people melodramatically solving murder mysteries or if you want jokes about bird shirts?


Well, maybe we could live in a world where you don't have to decide. Just in time to celebrate the 8 year anniversary of NEW GIRLS premiere, Whalesplosion brings to you a dark, dramatic reboot of the modern classic... one you didn't even know you needed.

Azure Lorica's Fan Film AwardsOfficial Selection 2020

WINNER - Best Actor - Bradford A. Wilson

FINALIST for - Best Picture - Best Director (Diogo Hausen) -Best Cinematography (David N. Sachs) - Best Actor (Bradford A. Wilson, John Woodley, Diogo Hausen Christopher Hazel) -Best Actress (Geena Lovato)

- Oniros Film Awards - Official Selection December 2019

WINNER - Best Parody Film

FINALIST - Best Under 5 Min

- Flicks Film Festival - Official Selection September 2019

WINNER - Best Parody Film

WINNER - Best Fan Made Film

WINNER - Best Under 5 Min

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